nico: making my way downtown, walking fast

jason: hey nico wanna talk about it

nico: walking faster

captfatpants:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

I definitely read that as “shit in bed” and it turned into something unsettling

(via princess-voldemort)

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

image

hey look its me

(via imaginarycereal)